Your assumption that, as an amputee, his life is somehow less fulfilling than yours, is offensive. And indicative of your ablist mindset.

Also

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

I’m pretty sure that the issue occurred when the helicopter hit the water.

She must have a very small mouth and hands.

His cock is almost as black as his heart.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

I can imagine it. I bet there is in game code for multiplayer too, but...

This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

Gotta save money, gotta cut taxes. Isn’t that the most important thing in the world?

The visuals of a legally parked trailer on private property are off-putting? You are the problem. Focus on your own life.

So by the same measure, if it’s subjective, lets play a what if game.

I want to cosplay as her sports bra.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

“LOOK AT THOSE SLUTS! NAKED IN PUBLIC BUT THEY WANT US TO RESPECT THEM? FEMINISM IS A LIE!”

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

I miss Tyler...

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Oops, did we turn that on?

Really?