String him up by his bollocks.

No biggie, nothing missed, on yet another boring F1 race at Monaco.

Is it followed with with Darwin awards?

Get well soon Mike.

Same here.

I’ve recently been on the other end of this. I’m in the UK so it sounds slightly different. My parcel was delivered to an address further up the street. The parcel had my name and address. The postman “thinks” (not very often it would seem) he put it through number 3. My house is number 30. (yeah I know, he only has…

All Kinja sites are broken for me too. Already on the latest Chrome so I’m not sure what the problem is.

I had to check if ..-.. was morse code for TIT

After seeing photos of myself on my 50th birthday last year I decided togo on a diet. I lost 5 stone in 5 months. And it was easy, on Keto.

Thanks for the reply.

Can someone explain to me why any civilian needs an assault rifle?

Who’s this Ed Sheeran you mention?

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddd she’s gone. Marney gets dumped.

“I can imagine quite a few horror scenarios onboard an airplane. Looking outside your window and seeing fighter jets is definitely at the very top of that list.”

He looks like a bad Photoshop job.

“Lacking features; Omits some WW1 perspectives”

Kerrygold “Irish” butter, is made about a quarter of a mile away from where I live, in the Staffordshire Moorlands. It’s about as Irish as Obama.

“Boss, you killed a child”

I served aboard the Ark Royals two sister ships, HMS Illustrious and HMS Invincible. Great times.

Yeah, fuck that.