I just LOLd at the idea of the talent at a fashion show eating pastrami.

It may be your favorite, Burt, but the genetic elite don't eat fatty meat. (It rhymes so you can remember it better.)

A Kardashian being treated like an entitled asshole?

It's totally a thing - I was getting creeped on by those dudes when I was in my 20s and ignored by them when I was in my 30s, despite the fact that I looked pretty much the same between ages 24 and 34 /eyroll. Dicks...

Oh it's SO much fun! Kermode and Mayo are really interesting—two straight blokey blokes who have a movie review show on BBC 5Live, a mainly sports-focused radio station. You'd think that they'd be a couple of cro-magnon bro-dudes, but no. They're both incredibly progressive, gay-positive, openly feminist men who…

Hey, good news. John Travolta and I are on the same page regarding his sexuality, in that neither of us gives a shit. I will only watch him in Grease and Saturday Night Fever, and I pretend that Scientology doesn't exist, so current John basically also does not exist to me.

I bloomed early... 14 actually. But I've had a high number of partners and my ratio of one night stands to relationship partners is way higher.

I always describe it as "delicious, delicious meat butter."

i will do the horoscopes for these people.

"Was I to question Mrs. Rice's quiet, downcast nod when Mr. Rice's representatives insisted that the underlying problem in the situation was Mrs. Rice's sassmouth; a mouth so full of sass that it needed to be taught a lesson? That would have been overtly racist, and the Shield is above such racism, except insofar as…

God I hope when this is all said and done, the person who is most responsible for this will be fired.

hashtag Fire Goodell

I feel fucking outraged. Does Hillary Duff even count as a celebrity???

more likely it's people who want to be silly old rich people. it's an "aspirational" book... no one in it actually reads it. Except for kim kardashian of course... enuf said.

Please fwd all celebrities who resemble my rabbit to pets@intouchweekly.com (this is a good one because he has very long nails)

dat ash doe

You're stupid if you think that was a worthwhile comment.

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

Here is the photo I sent, just so everyone knows how grave this injustice is: