I agree with the two of you as well. I get when people say that like, Jeff Goldblum is ugly sexy. But this dude is just straight up ugly ugly.

Hey, have at it. Enjoy yourself. Drink in his deliciousness, if that's your bag.

Just tell yourself he's some hideous alien species.

Fame begets fame begets attraction. It's insidious.

Dude, even that dog is like:

Dude, you REALLY hate Adam Driver! I respect your passion.

You think this brutha is handsome? Alrighty.

No. Even though I love the Coen brothers. I will not willing consent to watching anything with Adam Driver in it. That's how bad he is.

Yes, please lay down until that feeling goes away.

Why is Ed Sheeran A Thing? Can he stop being A Thing already? He has a punchable face.

Yeah, I think it's one of those things where he's become popular because he's popular. Lena cast him - with his atrocious mustache and quavery, nasally voice - because he's so distasteful. Yet, somehow, fame has conferred a certain magnetism that confounds all logic.

There's only one man that Connie Britton needs to do a sex scene with, and I think we all know who that is.

John Mayer Must Die should be the name of their duet concert special they do together to make amends.

That adorkable pic of John Mayer that made me think "Oh, he looks cute!" for a split second and now I have to go back to bed.

Other things that started with/by John Mayer:

He is the actor version of John Mayer.

Adam Driver is really gross.

Because of fucking course it started with John Mayer.

Ooo... it's guess Joe's favorite drink time. If its not beer, I'm guessing its Scotch, but not something pretentious like a Kennedy would drink, something you can by in a local liquor store— like Cutty or a decent but not crazy fancy single malt.

I was going to post a silly gif, but tears started streaming down my face. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOE. Sometimes the years of war against women just fucking wears you down, so when you hear this so plainly by someone so amazing, it just blows you away.