They must be. Aren't 90% of Am Apparel's porno-esque ads shot by Uncle Pervert?

They add to the overall Richness of the Fine tradition of Westminister. (Also a Slyth : ) )

That squirrel is a dumbass. It's lucky that awesome dog doesn't squish it out of sheer impatience.

I agree w everything you're saying, but I also hate her for other reasons, ie: that she thinks we give a shit about anything she has to say about anything. Her taste sucks and the fact that she works out that hard and fasts and cleanses and her whole life revolves around her appearance and is STILL only marginally hot…

Am I on glue, but did he get taken off almost at the end? And thence contributed for almost ALL the game? And this woman is a dumbo pants and wishes she could just catch a glimpse of his dick? I'm not wrong, am I?

I swear to GOD, I was thinking: Oh, Welker's walking off bc he just got asked what it's like to get drilled by Brady and Manning. Glad I'm not the only person whose mind went to the bad place.

Stop stealing my thoughts. Woman!
Shoulders. sigh. In a t-shirt. Double-sigh.

I can't be sure because my memory is crud nowadays, but I could have sworn that I read in an article about Dumbface McGross that his parents are gun-totin', conspiracy theorist, "Libertarians" ie: psychos.

Get out of my mind, Ruth. That part of men's anatomy makes me scream and swoon, and I want to chew on them. My BF has really big shoulders, and every time I look at his back I froth at the mouth. Men's shoulders in tshirts, droooooooooooolllllll.

And now we know why he's Forever Alone. Sorry if 50 other people made this exact same comment.

Ugh. Psychos everywhere! Don't let the bastards get to ya, Dodai.

I love William H. Macy. That is all.

Wiggle Worm. I am dying. DYING!!

I swear to God, I saw the photo of the woman and thought "She looks exactly like them."

I hate this show because both of the leads have inflection-free, extremely loud voices that can cut through titanium. Their voices make my ears bleed.

Give them a break, look at the mom's hair. You think she's got a good gauge for salon quality cuts?

I clicked on this article simply for the title. It is the best title in the world. U!S!A! USA!

When I saw the pictorials of this kid, I LITERALLY cringed. Cringed and said, yuck and shuddered. Tooooo youuuuunnnggg. She's a KID.

What the hell was that dune buggy called? And fun fact, when I was in grade school, my friends and I used to run around screaming, "Captain...Caaaaavemaaaaaaannnnn." at each other just to bug everyone.

Call of Geeky.