Thank you the nightmares, Jezebel. Related topic: WHY THE. HELL DID I CLICK ON THIS, IF I KNEW IT WOULD GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!!!????

No no no no noooooo no no no no no. NO!

Keep complaining. I'll complain as well. They'll take it down if enough people scream about it.

One of my friends wanted that horse so bad. We drove by it every day on the way back from work, and he would get misty eyed seeing it. We were going to chip in and get it for him but it was really expensive, so we couldn't. sad

I DARE her to go up to an actual Nazi and see how far she gets telling them she sympathizes with Hitler. I. DARE. HER.

I want to hate Ja'mie, but I end up loving her instead.

I couldn't believe her. She was pathological about getting married, and I get that she was upset that our other friend got married first, but could you not suck it up for THE ACTUAL WEDDING???? I wanted to stay, but she was being such a dick about it. Did I mention that this happened AFTER I dumped her friendship…

I just went through that! The peak was 13 in one year.

I had to leave a wedding early once because the friend that wanted to leave was so bitter and jealous of the friend that was getting married that she bitched non-stop about how tacky and boring it was (it was at one of the nicest golf course in town) and we finally just left. This was one of our immediate best friends…

NEver understood him either. Other than he gets famous people to pose nude.

That bag is droolably beautiful.

Yep. The grandma LV bags are hideous. The newer ones are nice, though. Not into the Epi-leather ones.

totally agree. Spencer has mean bitch-eyes and a nasty expression all the time.

This. I am flabbergasted as to the women who are all, "You're not getting my husband." Why are they hanging on to someone so tightly who doesn't want them? It's also beyond me how they can't see and won't admit that it's probably their own husband who initiated it, lied to the wife, and (more than likely) the…

So I need that dog. Right the hell, now.

Oh, Gwynth (can't spell it, don't want to), you truly are the High Priestess of the Humble Brag. When oh When, is VFs slam piece about her coming out ? Maybe it will make her go away ONCE AND FOR ALL AND FOREVERRRRR.

I would have strangled him with my bare hands if he had said that to me. Cramps AND hosting a huge dinner? Hiking?! THE HELL??

Awesome.

Isn't it. I was v disappointed because I loved Suresh.

I know we're just fantasizing based on looks, but I met him at a work thing years ago, and he is snotty, rude, insecure, and really short, for a dude. He was my height, if not shorter. I am just under 5' 4". When another actor walked in and all the girls started drooling over him, he got pouty. Dude is a dick.