I am seething with jealousy, and I hate you (I don't), because Bryan Ferry is my all time, #1 lust crush, for all eternity.

Me too.

This looks like every writers room I have ever seen, ever.

OH I DON'T THINK SO made me die laughing. That's something my mom would say. She's as bad as my dad.

Brandi Glanville needs to shut her shit.

I can top that. My dad will ask to go to a movie, talk through it, complain about how loud it is, fall asleep in it, and then get mad that YOU get mad that you've paid $13 for him to sleep through a movie. He'll wake up just long enough to eat an enormous amount of popcorn and drink a giant Coke (he is diabetic). …

JEAH. Of course. What else could he be?

They'll learn the difference between rape and consensual sex once they hit gen pop. Don't drop the soap, brohams.

Somewhere, Graydon Carter is reading that Gwyneth is trying to destroy VF and giggling, "Bitch can try." to himself. Is she for real? Honestly, her delusion knows no bounds.

Ewwweee. I admit. She's creepy but not THAT creepy.

This right here. If a 55- year old pee paw, and a 16 year old sex clown can't make it, who will?

Shopping While Black/Brown, this is. I've had great service at Barney's and Macy's but that was pre-9/11. I wonder if I'd get the same treatment now.

Holy. Crapping. Christ. Now I won't be able to sleep. * whimper*

Me too. Combined with a rousing, "Oh. My. God."

Romeo Rose and his shirts and his non-payment of bills and his hatred of womankind and his Chiclet veneers need to go away already.

I am laughing so hard I can't breathe.

I have gotten into screeching arguments over how racist Australians are. Thank God, I'm not the only one, judging from this comment section.

I shuddered when I read that. Those poor children! Poor Africa!

No. CHRIS LILLEY WAS IN BLACKFACE WHEN HE WAS S. MOUSE.