This. I am flabbergasted as to the women who are all, "You're not getting my husband." Why are they hanging on to someone so tightly who doesn't want them? It's also beyond me how they can't see and won't admit that it's probably their own husband who initiated it, lied to the wife, and (more than likely) the…

So I need that dog. Right the hell, now.

Oh, Gwynth (can't spell it, don't want to), you truly are the High Priestess of the Humble Brag. When oh When, is VFs slam piece about her coming out ? Maybe it will make her go away ONCE AND FOR ALL AND FOREVERRRRR.

I would have strangled him with my bare hands if he had said that to me. Cramps AND hosting a huge dinner? Hiking?! THE HELL??

Awesome.

Isn't it. I was v disappointed because I loved Suresh.

I know we're just fantasizing based on looks, but I met him at a work thing years ago, and he is snotty, rude, insecure, and really short, for a dude. He was my height, if not shorter. I am just under 5' 4". When another actor walked in and all the girls started drooling over him, he got pouty. Dude is a dick.

I am seething with jealousy, and I hate you (I don't), because Bryan Ferry is my all time, #1 lust crush, for all eternity.

Me too.

This looks like every writers room I have ever seen, ever.

OH I DON'T THINK SO made me die laughing. That's something my mom would say. She's as bad as my dad.

Brandi Glanville needs to shut her shit.

I can top that. My dad will ask to go to a movie, talk through it, complain about how loud it is, fall asleep in it, and then get mad that YOU get mad that you've paid $13 for him to sleep through a movie. He'll wake up just long enough to eat an enormous amount of popcorn and drink a giant Coke (he is diabetic). …

JEAH. Of course. What else could he be?

They'll learn the difference between rape and consensual sex once they hit gen pop. Don't drop the soap, brohams.

Somewhere, Graydon Carter is reading that Gwyneth is trying to destroy VF and giggling, "Bitch can try." to himself. Is she for real? Honestly, her delusion knows no bounds.

Ewwweee. I admit. She's creepy but not THAT creepy.

This right here. If a 55- year old pee paw, and a 16 year old sex clown can't make it, who will?

Shopping While Black/Brown, this is. I've had great service at Barney's and Macy's but that was pre-9/11. I wonder if I'd get the same treatment now.