Holy. Crapping. Christ. Now I won't be able to sleep. * whimper*

Me too. Combined with a rousing, "Oh. My. God."

Romeo Rose and his shirts and his non-payment of bills and his hatred of womankind and his Chiclet veneers need to go away already.

I am laughing so hard I can't breathe.

I have gotten into screeching arguments over how racist Australians are. Thank God, I'm not the only one, judging from this comment section.

I shuddered when I read that. Those poor children! Poor Africa!

No. CHRIS LILLEY WAS IN BLACKFACE WHEN HE WAS S. MOUSE.

No, she doesn't. She thinks she's brilliant. I am being serious. SHE thinks everyone doesn't get her, and SHE, herself, is really gorgeous and smart and that's why people can't handle her.

I understand what everyone was saying about their backgrounds and shame etc. and found it very compelling and interesting reading. I love Jezzie commenters.

I got that vibe, too. That he slept with her and is trying to sound like a good guy, and not like he's letting her hit the ground like a safe when he drops her.

This. I had a friend who did this because deep down, she was terrified of relationships. The rejections that inevitably resulted from her unrequited crushes were her way of keeping a real boyfriend at bay, because she would claim that guys didn't like/want her. A lot of guys did, but they weren't hot enough for her,…

But am I crazy for thinking that she is actually suffering from a severe inferiority complex living in England where there are ACTUAL royals/aristocrats - a sector of society to which Gloop (typo and it stays) will never belong? And that it chokes her and drives her to colonics and 8hour fitness regimes even harder…

No clothes on Tim Riggins, ever. Drrrroooooool.

Ugh. Why is Karl Rove a thing, anyway? Does anyone care or listen to anything that gasbag has to say?

Yup, Yup and Yup again. She even ADMITS the next time around, she would say, "If I can do it, you can do it." - which IS inspiring, rather than bitchy and accusatory, like the tone of her original statement.

That's the opposite of "get laid". Imma rename that the Lady Repeller.

Why are they giggling and laughing???? It is yucko.

No, we don't. He's a mouth breather. Look at his mouth in the pic. No points for anything ever.

Has he hit on her? Ewwww, if he has.

No weird lies, so much as constant lies. He lied so much that his close-knit circle of friends actually commented that anything he said was bound to be bullshit and, dead serious: "well, we all know that X never tells the truth" . He also didn't tell ANYONE his real age in his group. Found out later the whole time we…