I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

She’s lucky he didn’t call her “fugly”. That’s one thing she wouldn’t have been able to collect on as defamation...

Because only the whites can be racists!Amirite?

Because only the whites can be racists!! Amirite?

You’re not grey, aren’t u so special!!

Ohh I get it!! Everyone has to agree w you or they work in a fast food restaurant!!

Step 1: Fly Southwest.

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

If I was her coach, I’d bench her for being a dick. If I was the opposing pitcher, I’d drill her for being a dick. Respect the unwritten rules of baseball.

Goose Gossage would drill her in the head the next time she was up for showing up the pitcher.

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

“it’s time to get yourself on those hiring committees”

Beyond that, this is an excellent letter. I fully support flames of this magnitude

ALL IS WELL

This has actually happened in soccer before

YOU MAD

I absolutely love it when clips of this show end up on Last Week Tonight.

Well, can he?