"Every high school varsity soccer player can do that!" - Mike Wilbon

Well, fucking your mom shouldn't be considered a job, but the line out the door would likely say otherwise.

Rotoscoping rules.

only highlight of their season was gerrard slipping and handing city the title lol

What are you talking about? Barcelona paid an up front fee of 25.4M pounds for Fabregas with the potential for 5M more.

Absolutely! That very succinctly describes the pain my soul feels when I see this art... A tube going up my d-hole. You nailed it, well done.

The whole school basically does blow him. Commit crimes? No worries. He is off his suspension already........

Enema could work in an ironic sense as they are useful to men and women, while Lena is useful to neither. Maybe suppository? Pretty much an unnecessary route of administration... And she does appear to be shoved inside of her own asshole.

Don't forget to visit her website!!

"It exists in my work as a karmic equalizer."

There's an awful lot of Seminole fluid going on here

I know Griffin is insanely popular but I just don't get it. He's seems like an emotional little douchebag.

You want to bet City does worse than 1-0-1 at home with the title on the line against two crap teams? It's over.

In America, we wait until everything is over until we write articles. Like when Alabama lost to LSU in 2011. OR when LSU lost to Arkansas in 2007. Or when anything happened with the Miami Heat in 2011. None of these were written off at any point. Not by AMERICA!

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/…

For the second week in a row, Brendan Rodgers' lack of experience costs Liverpool dearly. To think that his game plan was to try and overcome a NINE-GOAL DEFICIT. Sheer idiocy.

The amazing thing about the NBCSN coverage had to be after the final whistle. The announcers spoke about the draw and the implications. They talked about how crushed the Liverpool players must be (and we of course could see).

The fact that you, Tom Ley, find this funny is more disgusting and sad than the actual fight/attack. It's beyond infantile or sophomoric, it borders on having a mental illness. These are young girls who clearly have a lot of issues, none of which are funny in the least. The girl who was hit with the shovel could very…

Who knows what the area looks like.

Kyle, I don't mean to go all "Yahoo comment section" on you, but what the fuck are you talking about?

Seriously?! Why would you channel your frustration at the NBA? While I agree with you 100% that this taints an otherwise great series, it's Z-Bo's damn fault. He's a complete moron for doing this to his teammates. The blame lies with his dumb ass, not the NBA who did nothing but exactly what they said they will do if…