I hate the NCAA as much as the next guy, but... really? You can't give recruits money. That's kind of frowned upon. Doesn't matter if he used it for SAT prep, grandma's cancer surgery, or taking online blowjob classes.

The D.E.N.N.I.S (Rodman) System!

Phyllis is a typical UA fan. There are thousands just like her. Delusional, obnoxious, redneck trash. Contrast that with the next caller, an Auburn fan. The majority of Bama fans are an embarrassment to the University. Auburn fans are so much better. It's a fact, it's science.

Angry Alabama Fan Drops The Best Burn On Colin Cowherd

Not complaining about bias here, its his style and mannerisms that just don't feel right ,like playing a piano with your toes, it doesn't sound right to me...I feel like someone from another part of the country would feel the same way about Big Mike Francesca and I wouldn't blame them for it. Its just that Mike is OUR…

That was hilarious. "He's probably the most talented talk-show host in the country."

I'm surprised cowherd was even talking about Alabama football. He usually spends his day talking about usc football, even though they are not nearly the team Alabama is.

Is that gravy pouring out of the cut?

Nick Saban? Unless he saved a bus load of babies, you are nuts. The guy couldn't even win the SEC West, has unreasonable outbursts, and threw several players under the bus after the loss to AU.

Wow this article is some lazy trolling. Even by Deadspin standards.

Agree, these rape jokes feel forced.

I was sitting on my car at the beach one day and a cop started asking me some questions. He asked to search my car, I said no. So he made up some bullshit and brought over a drug sniffing dog. I knew 100% I was fine. I sat there enjoying the sun with a big ass grin on my face. After the dog didn't alert on anything,…

Good read. I never thought I would Kerrigan about this saga after 20 years or so.

Did Jenkins recruit his teammates and promise their families to make them better men and potentially NFL players? Did Jenkins draw a salary worth millions of dollars while working at the university before going pro "to get paid?"

Do you suck dick, bro?

More amazing even than this is that Nicklas Bendtner scored in an Arsenal shirt today.

Correction: Luis Suarez takes a lucky shot from 40 yards, scores.

Regions Prepaid card, stay classy Bama fans.

Alabama Fan: Roll Tide!

A prepaid card for eating out. Stay Classy Bama.