You’re outrageous.

Confirmed on April 1st. Right...

glad you're here.

You edited your post and when I wrote my reply all it said were "catalytic convertors."

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

Always ...

I have dedicated jerk-off pants.

You don't want bluetooth, which costs a few dollars, but you want a diesel engine and you only want to pay $30k? Talk about ridiculous.

"I like the first guy's anecdotal evidence better, so your anecdotal evidence is invalid."

Psh, do you know how many Miatas I can buy for the cost of a 10mm socket and ratchet?

But what if those dudes in the F-150 had been packing heat and riddled the car with bullets? Or ran over some innocent bystanders because they were being pursued?

You missed the joke.

*Walks into Auto Zone*

You're my favorite.

Why do that? You already have an erection.

Did you mean to make MIATA an acronym for Miata Is Always The Answer?

I have a Chevy 'hoe. Big 3 ton beast. She's dirty, she gets wet, she can take like 7 dudes inside her at once. Every frat boy needs a big 'hoe in their life.

Really? You got sick of everyone else responding to your first retarded comment that you had to write a second one to appear as if people didn't disagree with you? You're dumb.