This is absolutely wonderful. With two girls - nearly exactly the same age as yours - and being a multi-racial home, we're on the same page. Keep up the great work and being a fantastic dad!

OK, now THAT is what REAL "Porn for Women" looks like.

But when your stinky cats are putting their fishy asses on your sheets, you might want to change those babies just in case. He might think you're the stinky one. :p Then there will be no oral. Then sadness.

And having finished this I am 50% more pleased with my current sexual and romantic partner. Thank you.

Ike Barinholtz FTW!!!!

I remember that plane crash and that little girl who survived. She asked for a milkshake.

I wouldn't call them vaginal decals. They're more like… pubic mound décor.

Excuse me, Black Woman. Please relate your experiences about being black and being a woman so we can extrapolate those experiences across your entire race and sex.

Her show has always been put through a magnifying glass, and I always take it with a grain of salt, because it's her art and it's her voice. It's not her responsibility to write from my experience.

the title is misleading. she said she is NOT walking around feeling black all the time otherwise if she were, it would stress her out.

they also make these for teh butthole : " that's not my pussy " " hope you like stank-

Growing up in the late 80's did something exceptionally strange to us, didn't it?

I'm pretty sure the picture says you put it on your neck.

Fine, judge me - I love this woman! She is the epitome of reinvention: A Glamour "10 best-dressed college women" of 1961, model, caterer, multimedia giant…AND she can bounce back from anything: Divorce, criminal conviction, and, apparently, wrinkles. Brava, Martha.

The reviews on Amazon are equally exciting, even if they're obviously fake. Like this one, titled "VAJAZZLE MANY YES"!

"VAJAZZLE IS BEST PRODUCT FOR DECORATING LOWER REGIONS HELPS TO COVER UP SCARS RESULTANT FROM BIRTHING ACTIVITIES AND OR IMPLANTATIONS. MANY PARTNERS COMMENT ON ATTRACTIVE AND WIT PUN, WORDPLAY…

Oh! We found a fan, guys!

You are wrong. The only reasonable use for these is to get a bald friend drunk and paste them on his or her shiny pate while he or she is passed out.

I love these. I want them. I've had an entire bottle of dessert wine.

Has anyone actually done this? I can't imagine it looks good/cute/pleasant...

Your forgot the foreskins of young males from the Alpine village of "itneverwas" they mix that with gold flecks and she puts it on her body from head to toe, under a full moon. Magical