...wait, am I out of the greys??

This is embarrassing but I used to post on AOL baby name message boards when I was like, 12. Looking back it was a really weird hobby for a middle school student....

Oh boy, another name post.

I got a fitbit too! I'm obsessed so far and I hope I can keep it up throughout the year.

I don't really do resolutions, but I did get the FitBit I asked for this Christmas, so I will be using the YMCA membership I started paying for last March. I just want to be healthier and avoid the high BP/diabetes/depression lurking around in my gene pool.

I like to resolve with 'more' in mind, rather than trying to talk shit to myself.

I'm going to start drinking my wine out of glasses made of glass. Like a true adult.

The only resolution I'm making and need to keep is adding more veggies to my diet. Not for weight loss or anything but for health and so my daughter doesn't grow up thinking frozen peas and green beans are the only veggies on this earth.

What a little sweetheart. So adorable.

It's actually spelled Dwyane. No, I don't know why.

I'm with you. I love her, but her story lines are so bland. Her singing voice also leaves a lot to be desired. She'd be a lot more believable as the "Queen of Country" if she had a little range. Oh well, Tami Taylor forever!

I guess that is why. When Rayna and her domestic life is on screen I fight the urge to nod off.

It's been a few years, but I was pleasantly surprised when Grey's Anatomy gave Debbie Allen (63) a sex scene that wasn't closed door implication. She got the full shirtless,fall-on-the-bed in sexy slo-mo routine.

It's too bad that Connie Britton is so useless in Nashville though. I can't tell if her storylines are just so dull, or if she's the one being dull. She was my queen in FNL, but Hayden Panetierre is consistently the most awesome thing about Nashville.

In what is perhaps the epitome of slow-news-day journalism, Jezebel posted an article about a TMZ picture showing Amanda Seyfried's dog mounting another dog.

Woof means no

Reminder that the person that wrote this article also once wrote on this website about how she thinks age of consent laws are of dubious worth and questioned the conceptual validity of statutory rape, saying that it removes underage girls' agency.

When I was a young girl, my dog used to hump my leg. I find this post triggering.

What is this? Lab and Australian Shepherd? Those would be adorable pups!

I like how she's barely containing her laughter.