Read the original study - it's totally full of crap. Especially:

Oh I totally know how to make my mother happy!
Step 1. Drop 30 pounds
Step 2. Get pregnant 2 months ago (and be 5 yrs younger so she can stop worrying about my fertility)
Step 3. Switch my white engineer hubby with a chinese doctor
Step 4. Talk to her every day and visit every weekend

Easy Peasy folks!
Step 5. Profit.

Yeah that series is terrible in all kinds of ways. I only rattled off a few because if I kept going I would have been writing all night.

Don;t forget the interview where SM confirmed that all vampires get paler when they're turned because their paleness is an important part of their beauty. how the Native American men are slaves to their instincts thanks to imprinting and it's assumed the woman they adore (stalk and in some cases child groom) MUST…

Its also racist against Mexicans. With the whole civil war b.s., the Mexicans are basically considered to be savages and when they become vamps their skin turns white and they're magically perfect. Yuck.

Can we talk about the fact that in the last book not only does Jacob still pine after Bella and is abusive towards her (I think, haven't read in 5+ years so I could be wrong and I never watched the movie) but he also falls in love WITH HER NEWBORN FUCKING CHILD. I found that disgusting. I don't care if she justified…

If Edward is a pedo, then all vampires are pedos, because they're all super old and into younger chicks.

In the books though doesn't Jacob realize that Bella's unborn daughter is going to be his mate or some such noise though?

Laura, I gotta ask - why did you write this article if you have never seen the movies or read the books? Is there no one at Jezebel who could have actually given an informed opinion?

The racist thing was established long ago, no? Wasn't there a casting controversy over the last movie? The 100 years line made me lol, because technically it's true! Edward is a pedo y'all...

dang, according to the 2010 census, 72.4% of americans are white, so it's almost an accurate reflection of the diversity of our country.

Whoa whoa whoa, gummy fiber? I don't have to choke down Target brand metamucil anymore?

The one that really upset me is Elizabeth Moss. I liked her. :( It's so sad when you learn actors you like on TV are dumb in real life.

Why not both?

Look, I love Hiddleston as much as the next jezzie, but given the chance? Yes, I would absolutely climb Adam Levine like a tree. Without hesitation. I do not understand the hate for him around here. Have I missed something? Did he say something dumb about rape or try to touch a black woman's hair on the…

NO ERIKA WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?

Good read. I never thought I would Kerrigan about this saga after 20 years or so.

Small, pretty irrelevant gripe:

How nerdy is it that, as a paralegal for IP, I am actually extremely impressed that Lisa Frank negotiated a lucrative copyright licensing agreement with King Features before she was 20 years old? I've seen 50 year olds who can't manage it.

WOW! This is almost as good as the time Jessica Wakefield's stole her sister Elizabeth's husband!!!