Yeah, I know how you feel. I used to date this douche who looks scarily like John Belushi. :/

AHH thank you, I think that movie is probably why I want to punch him in the face, hahah.

I just want to punch him in the face, but I'm not sure why. :/

Yeah, something about the premise of that movie just seems so 'meh.' Also, I cannot stand Joaquin Phoenix, so there's that.

Ugh, everything Whitney Cummings is involved in is crappy and unfunny.

Oh, I can definitely believe that, haha.

To be fair, he is an actual doctor.

Why am I weirdly attracted to that naked photo of Richard Branson? Oy.

I think she was just reporting the ones her teenage relatives told her about.

You should read this if you haven't already. Easily one of the best and most interesting Jezebel articles ever published.

My contribution: The Furches Twins. They have gazillions of followers on Youtube & Instagram. They are cute, can sing well, and have cystic fibrosis. Other than that, they seem like pretty normal kids, but have completely insane teenage fans. I accidentally discovered them on Instagram and am still so, so confused.

This looks sappy as shit but I love Robb Stark with all my heart, so I will also probably watch it multiple times.

That's a really good way to do it. It's so tempting to skip on the weekends, yet I know that I have way more energy then than on a week night.

5 miles a day? Good for you! I've been trying to work up to 5 miles a day, 5x a week.

Haha. I was going to say...Isn't this like the sixth name post Jez has posted in the past few months?

I got a fitbit too! I'm obsessed so far and I hope I can keep it up throughout the year.

I'm with you. I love her, but her story lines are so bland. Her singing voice also leaves a lot to be desired. She'd be a lot more believable as the "Queen of Country" if she had a little range. Oh well, Tami Taylor forever!

She is 45?! Holy crap. She could definitely pass for mid-30's.

She is incredible in House of Cards. I am so scared of her, yet so in love.

Whoa... I can't believe that was ever posted on Jezebel! Awful.