Methinks some of you completely whiffed on the sarcastic nature of JackLockner's post...

Regarding getting food made wrong: I frequent Jimmy John's, and I admittedly have a sort-of strange order: No. 11, no lettuce, no mayo (I'm with Drew, shit's disgusting), extra tomato. I don't know how many times this got fucked up before I started enunciating my order very clearly, and saying "mayonnaise" instead of…

How do you figure? I mean, maybe in the sense that one wrong hit in football can be career ending, and maybe the chance of that happening in UFC isn't as high, but I think they both result in repeated blows to the head over an extended period of time.

Absolutely. I don't know if someone dies on the field, unless a similar hit has such force that it literally snaps someone's neck. Regardless, I think you're right that significant change is inevitable. Unfortunately, I don't know how imminent that change is. For as many people as there are that think like you and me,…

That particular shot Amukamara took was nasty. Just got his head bent backwards by another dude's helmet at full speed. I love me some football, but if I ever have a son, he's damn sure never putting on the pads.

I'm also curious how often the actual duvet should be laundered. We wash the cover maybe 3-4 times a year (which probably isn't enough, but, oh well), but I don't think we've ever cleaned the duvet (had it for 3 years).

I though the same thing as I read this, because, well, yeah we never wash ours.

It's not an intern at the helm of those Twitter accounts. Their owner is an '02 graduate and employee of the University. He worked for eight years in the Office of University Advancement and the Office of Development and is now the University's Director of Web Marketing and Communications. He ran/runs all of Blue II…

Nah, the show is just horribly unfunny. The acting is awful, the writing is awful. It's like watching a bad high-school improv troupe. In my experience people who say this show is awesome are the kind of people you find in the YouTube or ESPN comments section.

That show is not funny.

I was flipping around a few nights ago and caught just a few minutes of the ESPN Nine for IX doc about this match. I saw some clips of Riggs' pre-match mysogynistic shtic, as well as some clips from the match itself. Keep in mind at that point I had not read a single thing about the possibility of a fix, nor had I…

I'm right handed but also do it this way. I had a cousin who once made fun of me for hours when he saw me put on a belt, insisting that I was doing it wrong. My only explanation is that my dad is left-handed, and he raised me by himself, thus I learned to do many a thing as a left-hander would, even though I'm a…

I'm not sure that makes it better.

You're new around here, aren't you?

You're obviously unfamiliar with the Foreign Commerce Clause, snoop. It's clearly enumerated that Americans can say/do whatever they want in a foreign country as long as they buy stuff while they're there.

I agree, this guy obviously doesn't realize that despite being introduced several times since 1989, Congress has never passed the Freedom of Choice Act. What this guy is trying to do is illegal and unamerican.

Is anyone else interested in what happens to the kid who begins RUNNING ON A ROOF right at the end?!

You have to go to the drop down menu and click "see all notifications," which then says "herpaderp and X other people recommended your post." You can click on the "X people" and it gives you the list.

I think that's the plan, him and Raftery. Obviously not all of them, but the bigger ones probably.

As a no-longer-in-college aged person who doesn't have countless hours to sit around watching stupid studio shows full of blowhards arguing about irrelevant shit, there is only one thing I care about in a sports channel: what live sports are you going to serve up for me? As an alum of a Big East school, I am very…