No Denim, more fake news! BAD!

Sure, if you want to ruin some perfectly fine ass.

But looking back, Corvettes have always been in the same place among other sports cars. Near-supercar performance, relatively affordable price tag, meh interior.

I doubt anyone who has any McLaren is all that worried about what a Corvettecan do (if they don’t also own a Corvette themselves).

“Hey, why doesn’t Bumblebee or Chicken Of The Sea make canned tuna with sriracha?”

You’re 30 and consider that “ getting old?”

You Sir seems to be the ideal candidate for this future Jalop icon.

Am I alone in being completely underwhelmed by this thing?

Those panels line up about as nice as this though:

BMW factory should have used a digital metallurgy gauge.

The song. THE SONG.

(We’ll know more about whether we can add it to the supercar list when the mid-engine Corvette drops.)

Is this the one? I found it pretty cringey

Mounds and Almond Joys are incredible, and I eat them to this day

Dayum! I had been saving up all year in the hopes of buying FF91!

I’m pushing 50 now and I still listen to Death Metal. The weird thing is, Death Metal kinda opened the door for me to get into Jazz. John Zorn, Ornette Coleman, Eric Dolphy...there is something about their music that hits the same spot in my brain that metal does. I always have my iPod set to shuffle and sometimes a…

Seriously, fuck these kids. If the past two years haven’t been a wake up call for you then you deserve to be fed to the meat grinder.

Wax on, wax off!

Fehk Yah Mahk!!