Listen here, fancy.

Hey, if you want to dress up and go door-to-door for candy, I don’t care HOW old you are!

LSD is good stuff, I highly recommend trying it at least once in your lifetime, not saying this van has anything to do with LSD but yeah LSD

The same way that Marines recover from carrying 160lbs of shit everywhere they go: I didn’t, I just get to have more surgeries than the average 30 year old

Anything King Diamond, really can be associated with Halloween but for holiday’s sake, I’ll go with ‘Halloween’.

GOVERNOR.KY.GOV

Secretary Neilsen...I can’t imagine any scenario where your agents aren’t allowed to defend themselves if you are being shot at. No one with half a brain believes that. Just don’t be stupid about it and shoot into a crowd of people willy nilly. I know, that’s asking too much of your border protection agents.

Square cut pizza is for rubes who are confused by triangles. 

124 Abarth with the 2.5 turbo and juiced up to 320hp+?  Oh yes. 

I’d love to see this in a ND Miata as a MazdaSpeed version, but I know then it’d be $40k+ easy

“I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.”—Dr McCoy

Trade the jumper cables for a battery jump starter, preferably purchased via a Kinja Deals referral link. And buy some straps capable of pulling the car out of a ditch.

A bottle of this might come in handy.

It reminds me of this.

You send your note on basket of eggs that was bounced across a field using only two steam horses. 

I can’t even remember when they switched...all the ‘80s Bluebirds I rode on were manuals. The jerkiness was just part of the charm.

School buses should be driven by humans.

He really wanted to fly United.

RIP, John Z.

Nope.