Yes. And I'm sorry, but also I'm not sorry.

Just for reference, Clawson is a Republican Tea Party member who won a special election in his district, and was sworn in on June 25.

You know what I like about this story? It just reads Rep. Curt Clawson and not Republican or Democrat Curt Clawson. Because it doesn't matter. This guy is pure idiot no matter which party he's affiliated with.

Yeah, like a billion of 'em. In fact, there are almost as many people using Facebook as there are people making literally, word-for-word, this exact same joke every time someone writes an article about Facebook.

Was I the only person that saw Ash immediately? Also, I really should get back to work.

I usually get nailed with vertigo a couple of times a year, and I'll say this: If that's what Serena was having, she's ten thousand times tougher than I am for even going out there and trying.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

"Mount Douchemore" was sitting RIGHT there for you!

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

My brother was bullied extensively when he was young and the school would do nothing about it. We are talking being thrown in to trash canes, extreme beatings and even sitting behind him in class and cutting his back with scissors. My parents did everything they could to try to beat the system including calling the…

Dear Ubi,

Can we just stop and be impressed with that bro who glided in to help her up?! He's been training for years for this moment.

Later, she failed her concussion test when she couldn't answer basic questions like, "What's with that outfit?!"

Go ahead, assholes. Tell us again how "only white people and like seven Indians" care about this issue.

All of my issues have been with Uplay, the game itself runs smoothly, on high, on a system that does not meet minimum, just like Black Flag did, so I guess Ubisoft is better at optimizing then they give themselves credit for.

All I think of when I hear "Super Hot".

No review with Thanks Obama? Thanks Obama...

Well I guess you don't really need a girlfriend.