This alibi to his girlfriend back home went much further than he anticipated. Thanks internet.

I feel comfortable saying that's one of the more tame things you can do in San Francisco.

TBH, I kiiinda hoped the cover photo was some hyper-realistic drawing by her...but this is still amazing.

Also, there are few things less badass than being able to command birds of that nature.

i8 it when that happens.

C'mon now. If the Govt. is already be in your pocket, might as well use it for your physical safety too. They know where we are, and it might be a good thing for once. #endconspiracyrant

What are you guys talking about? What about Warhammer 40k?

Energon cubes getting made on a massive scale. Speaking of which, why can't that be a plotline for TF?

Someone PLEASE get a decent photographer up in there. The man deserves better.

Doesn't anyone watch Vice? This city is not ready for the Olympics.

Oh man, just sit down.

Someone call Matthew McConaughey to sort it out.

Meanwhile, at Sansa's wedding afterparty...

Bring on the technocracy already. This is isn't surprising, but more a disappointing confirmation.

Bring on the technocracy already. This is isn't surprising, but more a disappointing confirmation.

Well honestly, paying for what I get will probably be fine with me :) To the future!

Bilbao translates to Nope apparently :/

STD scares gettin soooooo serious in this I bet.

So I guess that makes us the Enkindlers?

Keep diggin. I think Forrest got you on this one.

Bro, do you even shoot?