Today, Capital One.

Came for this!

/me waits for all the haters saying “OMG this cgi looks like crap”

I literally get these same emails every few days.... you want to write an article about me?

I love how the catcher misses and stares at the ball in that gif

You mean human horn?

Maybe there wasn’t much speaking for that character? Why do we need to turn everything into something? Wasn’t a lot of dialog in Drive.. or Wall-E either.. you want to spin that too? 

Just good street cred for Asap

This CGI looks bad? Perhaps it’s time for a new prescription. 

Hot Fuzz.. I simply can’t turn that movie off when it is on

always tip in cash

Actually The biggest knock against Beyond and Impossible is the fact that they are unhealthier than actual beef and have no real target audience.

I didn’t see a cat

I think the guy in back was like “this guy is sliding, but surely he’ll hit the brakes.. don’t think he tried to brake. Even without power brakes you can still brake.. also hand brake

Subaru

That’s why we have pumps and jelqing

LOL Priest!! That’s a whole new level of concern

LOL Priest!! That’s a whole new level of concern

It’s worth noting ..

Then they should be sure to pass that message their baby flies not to fuck around by my food in the future. Consider it a warning to your species!