Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

Looks a lot better than their other rebagded Renault-Nissan product.

Everyone is criticizing him for ‘every little step’ and I say to them ‘don’t be cruel’.

I hate the fact that I’m saying this... but the colorblind thing isn’t a gotcha. I tell people I’m colorblind all the time... and I am red green colorblind... meaning I can’t see various shades of purple, blue, green, gray.... but I can see pink no problem. I assume that’s what he meant.

Professional athletes taking or flushing condoms seems like a reasonable move. I have no idea if rape happened or not, but that doesn’t swing me either way.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Billy Bush : *awkwardly takes notes*

He had to go help take a ring to Mordor.

Bloody pulp? Dude looks like he took a shot to the eye and not much else.

He and Trump make a perfect pair.

“So our crack team figured out that this autonomous automobile will be better with no headphone jack HAAHAHAHAAA!!!”
“Sir, wait... Headphone jacks aren’t usually in automobiles.”
“... We will ADD the feature and call it innovation!”
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Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.