Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

I am freaking the fuck out

Everyone else seems to do just fine with this fastback design. Stinger, Charger. This is classic GM. “Good enough. We’ll charge 5% less and corner the market on people who don’t sweat the details.” 

I was talking about the link Patrick used, in which a real math man from Berkeley tells us what’s up.

6/2 x (1+2) = 9 (what the problem says)

Cue up Eddie Murphy’s “This is my house! And if you don’t like it, get the fuck out!” 😂

Lol, uh, yeah. Go check zillow and let some house prices there blow your mind.

I roll my eyes do hard every time people point out two sedans have similar silhouettes. No fucking shit? There's only so much you can do when you start with "sedan" and have modern safety standards. Next you're going to point out that SUVs have similar silhouettes and blow everyone's mind!

Are you seeing spots?

It’s all in the rear; after the second gen CTS, the asses of nearly all Cadillacs got a bit funky looking and I could never put my finger on why.  This one fixes it.  The CT6 didn’t face the same issue.

1. I don’t buy it.
2. Brainwashing starts with the parents. 

Honestly I'd take Tatum and whatever over the chance to cosplay as the 2018 Lakers.

This site has an extremely weird fetish for AD going to the Lakers and there have been schizophrenic pieces since the trade request both acknowledging how bad the Lakers are and pillorying the Pelicans for not jumping at the chance to take the same junko players which make the Lakers so bad. It’s very, very strange…

Yeah, I don’t really get the Deadspin hot takes when it comes to the Pels... they played the Lakers like a... anything other than a fiddle, or bagpipes... so I refuse to cast them as the bad guys. The Lakers have nothing to offer but hot garbage, if anything I admire the Pels restraint.

But the Pelicans are employing him out of spite!  How dare they not nibble on the Lakers offer of fresh shit kibble?

Ummm, you don’t want to be there? Don’t sign the extension. Let’s not forget that he committed to 2 more years with the Pels. 

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

This concept has never made much sense to me, This video of a small one way tunnel hasn’t helped.