Dslay04

Dslay04

6/22/16

The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

6/22/16

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

6/22/16

Yes, yes I did.

6/21/16

Too exclusive for my blood.

6/20/16

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

6/16/16

Jay Leno Reads My Crap On Jalopnik And Now I'm Famous

I will never forget the morning I catapulted to stardom, when Jay Leno mentioned my recent Jalopnik column on The…

6/15/16

Man, those Ford Fusions are looking better than ever.

6/14/16

I was totally thinking Beaker. Just needs glasses...

6/14/16

He looks like Adam Savage after an accident involving a particle accelerator and a wad of silly putty.

6/14/16

Me too, but in a “this is too awkward to watch and it makes me cringe” sort of way

6/14/16

6/12/16

You missed it.

6/10/16

White History Month 12's

6/10/16

Obviously no one remembers the Adidas Kobe 2.

6/10/16

Reminds me, the New Balance 408, part of the pedophile starter kit.

6/10/16

Hawking XI’s

6/10/16

I bet Curry's dentist will love them too.

6/9/16

Holy Hell I got it too for FREE!!! ....now we wait and see. Your move MS. *Fires up Far Harbor*

6/9/16

Last week German luxury brand Audi—noted purveyor of automobiles with the reliability of a heroin-addicted parent—rev…

6/7/16

You’re about as fast as I am with the (correct) Bugs gif whenever there’s a Florida post.