Someone is running for his life and it’s not Guzman

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Spare some wifi mister?

I would, but the heads of all the automotive journalists would explode.

I haven’t heard of most of those.

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Thanks for being here!

It’s a good thing they did make it brown considering the black interior looks like this:

Buick just did it, the Avista flip

The 2017 Cruze hatchback is a real looker, too.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lavonte David has some thoughts.

Stupid. Just stupid.

So official ruling, then?

First thought.

Pontiac, it would be years before the hideous fast roof suv became accepted.

Too soon...