I know, it’s amazing.

Humans have and continue to make the planet uninhabitable for themselves (and other animals) but being the selfish bastard I am, I’ll let the next generations try and fix it between their inevitable wheezing and coughing fits.

Glad to see that the climate change truthers are here.

Don’t u mean

Diesel Wars 2: The Revenge of the Piech

Alright gather ‘round it’s time to start a conspiracy theory.

Are there any differences between the Volkswagen CEO saga and chancellor Palpatine’s rise to emperor as dark lord of the Sith? No, there are not.

Huh, what... a new Altima?

A masterpiece. Absolutely brilliant. They should air this as a trailer for Jalopnik Film Festival.

A man among very weak, frail, feeble boys.

He has more yards than the entire Auburn offense..... War..... Fuck it, I'll finish it next year.....

Not eligible for the NFL draft until 2017 because... uhhh... sigh.

That looked like a highscool highlight reel for AP.

bernie was sassy as fuck last night