He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

“There are websites for that you know.” Like Twitch?

GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT JERRY STOP MAKING ME ROOT FOR ROGER GOODELL

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Part payload, part assault on my senses

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

It really was a solid tangent.

Goddamn I miss that website. The MNF rive brogs were some of the greatest internetting of all time.

AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS HE IS TAKIN A BATH!

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

I believe in a reasonable rate of return.

And here I thought that it was just the fans who wanted to get the hell out of Dodger Stadium as soon as possible.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

As someone who JUST left Gamestop, I can say this is all fact.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Popeyes or GTFO.