That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

In related news, the New York Post will no longer be using the term 'reporting.'

Fast forward to fall of 2013 when I started dating my girlfriend. She's from California and couldn't know/care less about football. She finds out I am a fanatical Jets fan and hears me bitch about Mark Sanchez one day and says "Oh I know that name, who is that?" Once I inform her she says "Ohhhh that's the football…

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

The Haul

Nobody tell him about Ozzie Smith!!!

I don't think you all just start applauding and saying, "Oh my God, the savior is here and our paper is safe"

If Archer really wanted to throw shade at Ortiz, Papi would probably knock that for a solo shot as well.

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

People who insist you absolutely must read the "A Song of Fire and Ice" books to really be a fan of Game of Thrones.

You might think this is progress for all women, but then she lets slip that she'll be hiding her concussion symptoms by dying her hair blonde.

Big whoop. My wife's been carrying my balls for years.

You're in for a treat.

You see that he does this during NFL and MLB drafts but that he doesn't do it on NBA drafts. That's because he's too busy with his real job as GM of the Knicks.

[Dusty Baker drops the mic]