“I feel if I ran as a Democrat I would have to be disingenuous and say things that I don’t believe because the party has shifted so far to the left,” he told the Times. “When I hear people espousing free government-paid college, free government-paid health care and a free government job for everyone—on top of a $21…

If I were Lightfoot, I would have fucked with him:
“Well, Mister President, if you really want it that badly, we can update the sound studio we used to fake a moon landing to look like Mars. It will be tough without Kubrick, but I think someone like Ron Howard could do it.”

Which is why I should not be in charge of…

My dad was in no way what one would call “progressive”. Both my parents were old school, off the potato boat Irish Catholics who came here in the 60s. But they worked as a team to raise us. The old man was a carpenter who was out the door by 5 AM, so mom made sure we got up, ate breakfast, went to school. Since she…

before federally mandated fuel efficiency standards?

Especially since the president of the NRA at the time lobbied to deny him said permit.

No wonder them and tech business bros find each other so much. Kindred spirits.

Because someone had a deadline and was in desperate need of a hot take?

Typical rich white liberal bullshit. They will twist themselves in knots figuring out how to appeal to white voters that are openly condemning anything that isn’t rich white straight Christian male. But a black guy who has taken it upon himself to be a community leader and is affecting real, every day change in the…

If he didn’t get a response, why did he just walk in? It is a woman’s dressing room. Of course she is likely to be in some state of undress. That is what it is there for. If they really need a confirmation from her, they could have sent a woman in (sans camera) or just called her phone.

Don’t be a shit stain in a human suit? Is that too high a bar?

A cousin of mine, who grew up fairly near me, posted this. When I helpfully reminded her that our respective “blue collar” parents were not fans of fast food and made sure we all knew how to make our own meals, she deleted my comment and made some passive aggressive comment about people being negative.

Then I just tuned in for the Nanchuck statement.

He did Purple Rain...IN THE RAIN! Best. Show. Ever

Its like that WaPo(I think) article that included a quote form a Trump supporter who is turning against him. “He’s not hurting the people he is supposed to”.

Is that like how President Fatso wears clothes that look like his big brother’s hand me downs because he thinks we won’t notice, only it make sit so obvious how fat he is?

That’s what contemporary conservatism is. Nothing is an issue until it hurts them personally. Like when a right winger’s son comes out, and suddenly they think gay marriage is OK. Or when they are dealing with the effects of chemotherapy and suddenly realize medical marijuana should be legal. But up until some event…

Really? With Gregg Williams available? 

There is an opening for Secretary of Defense

He’s going to call for an invasion. Honduras, El Salvador, Venezuela. Pick one. Pick them all.

Is that second Solo the Mario Van Peebles super soldier flick? I can’t wait for all the nerd anguish