Toasted panko, red pepper flakes, everything bagel seasoning and some chopped scallions are my official everytime go-to’s for scrambled eggs, YUM!

write me a scary story about a killer clove of garlic

Two of the greatest hints I ever got for scopes...

1) A&D your booty before, during, after....every time; PS bidets are GREAT.

2) Get your prep as ice cold as possible to make it more palatable.

Take care!

The number of neighbors that mow my lawn for me is exactly the same as the number of neighbors that dictate how I maintain my property - zero ;-)

“Go to the park”

You clearly mean late at night when people are trying to relax, correct?

The title of the slide is very literally ‘letting your kid play in the street’, I understand they later qualified the statement by discussing safety but it definitely rings of that ‘get off my lawn’ dude that everybody hates.

You said “kids playing in the street” and skyrocketed to the top of the worst neighbors list.

Coconut oil, let me count the ways.

I get great popcorn and my daughters get nice hair; everybody wins!

Stay safe all...and give me a call, I’m home. ;-)

As a Bills fan constantly reminded to stop whining about the Pats whooping up the score and Brady celebrating every TD like it’s his first, I’ll let you know when I find the tiny little violins appropriate to play the soundtrack for this kind of outrage. ;-)

The chicken and turkey said ‘hi’. ;-)

While marinading is great, brining is a different world.

Leave a 1" pork chop in a salt brine* overnight....then cook it. The texture will change so much it’ll almost squeak when you chew it.

Better yet, brine* a boneless chicken breast for a solid 6 hours, it’ll come out not-quite-chicken-anymore.

ewwwww

*Typical 1/4c kosher salt to 4c liquid.

THIS! I love my BedJet and would be totally lost without it, it has eliminated all of my summer sleeping side effects.

The heat function in winter first thing in the morning when you wake up, drool.

If it’s your office buddy you’re talking to then maybe...

Otherwise passive aggressive replies like that always make you out as the bad person, i.e. you will never find “Gave a fantastic smart ass reply to an honest question” under ‘Accomplishments’ during a annual review.

Are ‘office Dads’ included in this discussion?

“I can’t really drop off of this vendor call to put that bottle of water on the dispenser right now.”

Breaking the law by providing a gun to a student in a gun free zone, i.e. becoming that criminal that doesn’t obey the law to which conservatives constantly refer.

If you’re not lying you are so gaslit you’re losing at parenting and don’t even realize it.

This country needs more people like you to speak up and dive…

“ Till then extensive/invasive gun control is illegal. Period.”

Yet it’s still necessary to get a very special license to acquire fully automatic weapons, i.e. extensive control. Period.

Of these young men and ladies approximately 0.1% of them will become a Republican-voting adult or run as an NRA-supported politician, change will only occur when enough Republicans are voted out of office to give progressive minds a majority.

“the shooters at Columbine bought legal, semi-auto firearms via a ‘straw man’…

“You’re punishing the majority that follows the rules, for the minority that doesn’t.”

Wait, we’re discussing how conservative Republicans treat Muslims now?

I want to ask anybody that isn't outraged by this one, simple question - what if she had been a piano teacher that came over to give lessons, had a family emergency, went to leave and got shot? Does it make the situation any more outrageous in your opinion? What if it was a school tutor? The furnace repair woman? …