Drownedkittens
Drownedkittens
Drownedkittens

Actually it was just a sheet of paper with a big red “T” on it. He meant that Kim sent him a really nice letter, not an actual mail letter.

Listen, if Trout doesn’t want to dump his loving wife and date a Kardashian, that’s hardly Rob Manfred’s fault. It’s not complicated.

Blimp? Looks like a balloon to me. Hold on, let me check something:

Booooo.

One man can’t be that smooth. He just can’t.

I just Jackson Pollacked my underpants. 

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

You can’t blame Crick, it’s in his DNA.

You may already have one and not know it.

Probably just should have used the japanese translation and referred to him as Shiba Inu.

Fuckin Thanos.