ONLY if Morrison writes it. After all, if he can have the Flash circumnavigate the Earth to punch a dude, then I can believe a atmospheric Batman punch.

Aw, man... I became a dealbreaker by the very second sentence. What is a Republican active rock enthusiast supposed to do?

Oh, oh! I have the answer to this one!

No one simply walks into Mordor.

Tommy Elliot is just an alternate dimension Batman!

The way Batman is hyped by his fans, you could forgo the parachute and repellent and just say that Batman had ALWAYS INTENDED to be thrown into space so that as he re-enters the atmosphere, he can land a terminal velocity flaming Kryptonite punch to Superman.

Intriguing to say the least. Will Clark be showing this off or allow other opportunities to exhibition this game.? Seems like it's receiving some critical acclaim, so I'd like to see this for myself before it actually hits the market.

While I do find myself in agreement to many of your points especially in regards to the ratio of equality-minded men versus equality-minded women, I do have to nitpick the conventional attractiveness of men versus women in relationships.

Tracy, I don't know know when it happened or even how, but somehow you have become my favourite Jez writer. It's always a delight to read your pieces here. After the dating equal article and this one and even the poop one, there was no other recourse than to embarrassingly gush like this.

I am a big brother who basically raised his little brothers and I have to say, the power of "no" can be quite the power trip. But it is an important part of teaching the kids that they are stupid and you know better.

I'm so confused! I think we agree. Maybe? I believe this is how my father feels every time he talks to me.

But... but I kinda like that everyone lives for the narrative payoff! It's very forward-thinking and not very messy at all!

Y'know, the entire time Bungie was working on Destiny through Activision, I kept having fever dreams imagining that this was somehow Blizzard's grand Titan Project hidden under the smoke and mirrors of corporate musical chairs.

While I do agree that money is a form of artificial psychological stimulation, I don't think it's entirely fair to call it a crutch, either. Raising the stakes is an important factor for building adrenaline. Unlike games of chance where statistical probabilities build suspense or physical games that automatically…

I can't help but feel you're feeding the obvious troll, Jason. Hell, when I saw that map, -I- kinda wanted to make that joke...

But it's always upside-down all the time! That is one sleek-looking 3DS, though...

As a current fancy pants jeweler, I loved your story and am now jealous that I do not have a "the engagement ring I designed was mistaken for an explosive" story. =(

Cannot stress this enough since, unless it's filled with a gas lighter than the air around it, inflatable != light. And if the wind can do that to the bouncy house, it'll take more than just one dude pulling on it to stop it.

Yeah, but this is Florida we're talking about here, so...

Maybe this is the outrage that will rear its head every time it happens now? One could hope, I guess.