I'll just leave this here.

Well, this is akward. Not much being posted publically at: https://www.facebook.com/davidnield

Spaceballs? :(

You think that's hard? In Finland pretty much all locks are Abloy's disctumblers. Try picking one of those.

I feel completely, 100% in awe of people who build the architecture for quantum computers. If you're out there and read this, my hat is off to you, friends.

Yeah I mean, that one is ok to pass on I think.

The Papa Johns guy has been following us for 10 miles and we can't shake him!!!!

HELP! I just tried this, does anybody know how to catch a cat that's on fire!? I tried putting down a bowl of Whiskas Temptations which she normally loves but she ignored me and clawed her way up the curtains which are now on fire too.

As someone with a milder form of CP than the mother featured in the documentary, I'll say that smoking marijuana was most likely the best thing that happened to me.

Does anyone else see two people kissing?

Hey guys, I work at the agency that made this and it should be back up now. High volume of traffic crushed us!

15 minutes? That's a full day of work right there, at a cost of thousands.

I wouldn't use it for a final product, but for maybe a proof-of-concept video. When you need some generic footage to stand in, in order to show off titling or something?

Remember when you were young?
You refracted the sun?
Shine on you crazy looking diamond machine.
Now there's a laser in your eye
Capable of creating holes in the sky
Shine on you crazy looking diamond machine.

Welcome to that weird looking machine

HEY!

My dog's translation:

Haha! Usually it's "voff voff!" or "vov vov!". :)

I've always been intrigued by the dog bark in Sweden. Is it "barka barka" or "voof voof?"