You need to be slapped up the side of the head.

If you’re going to insult someone for no reason, make sure you give no reason for someone to come back and insult you. Like your grammar.

Coming from someone who can’t spell.

You’re^

Fastboot is a preboot environment for utilizing CLI tools such as adb to sideload apps or make configuration changes to the OS that cannot be made while the OS is running. They are also often used to flash roms or updates as well as unlocking the bootloader or other aspects of the device for customization purposes.…

By default most meetings have the title of ‘Wasted Time’.

No, that’s being a passive aggressive dickhole, and everyone will notice it, even if they don’t say anything directly to you. If you’ve got a meeting and Naveed is the only one out of the 16 people that can’t make it, you say “Tough shit, Naveed. This is when the meeting is scheduled. Be there, or send someone that…

I meant 'getting off the couch' and writing every day.

Getting a decent chair is well worth the cash. Don’t settle for a $50 cheap office chair.

I suppose that that is one way of looking at it; I simply calculated a rough value he has for his time. There was a lifehacker article that discussed the idea, but essentially the dollar value you place on you time can help determine if you should do it or source something out; presumably the value placed on time is…

Actually, you miscalculated the cost significantly. You calculated the labor at $25/hour. Since this was done as entertainment and not as work, you have your sign wrong. Lets assume that he would normally go to a bar on the weekends if he did not have this project to do. We should assume that our subject isn’t a total…

For my day-capping routines, morning and before bed, I played around with different sequences in a mind-mapping app. I created nodes for each of the main activities (using the SAVERS routine as a guideline http://lifehacker.com/start-your-day…) and then switched them around according to what felt right. My morning now…

You’ll learn that tap water in the U.S. is usually just as safe—if not more safe—to drink than bottled water

Also, we’re not Gizmodo. We talk about a lot of things on our own, regardless of whether they cover it. There are a ton of people who read Lifehacker who have no idea what Gizmodo is, or just choose not to read it.

With seafood, you’ll always see it’s origins indicated on the signage or packaging. Farm raised or wild, and fresh, previously frozen, and frozen are the things to be looking out for with most, if not all, seafood.

If you’re in a landlocked state, you’re not going to see as much fresh fish. PF isn’t the worst thing in…

Acknowledge the item/choice they made, not how they look in it/how it looks on them.

And like in poker, know when to hold a compliment - cut yourself off at ‘nice glasses/I like that jacket/where did you get those earrings? they’re nice’ - don’t go to the ‘they remind me of the ones my grandmother wears/I didn’t think they made ones like that in plus sizes/Was it the Dollar Store?’ add-ons that ruin…