DrivesaCorolla
DrivesaCorolla
DrivesaCorolla

WILL IT BABY?!?!?!

Really, I just want a guy driving this in a Tron suit to race a guy in a Morgan 3 Wheeler who's dressed as a WW2 pilot. Any way to make that happen?

I done made a thing.

It was just a matter of fucking time before they switched from cars to pedestrians in an attempt to suck some money out of insurance/drivers. At least 2/3 of these incidents were just that. Excluding the asshat who simply ran over a boozed-up person.

I love how the only thing in this video to properly use a crosswalk is a pigeon.

The first season had some issues.

The lack of Viagra in the glovebox

You can make vroom vroom noises with it as you push it around your desk at work.

Fits nearly any 1980's GM product

Don't argue with someone who can't spell "ridiculous."

Really? 17 years !

The problem is, the F-15E is plane first, missiles second.

The A-10 however, is CANNON CANNON CANNON first, plane second.

Who needs canon with an exhaust port when you can have a cannon with a flamethrower on the side?

Noooooo! If the Warthog is gone what will the USA paint shark faces on!? WHAT WILL THE USA PAINT SHARK FACES ON!? It's bad enough that the Blackbird is gone, now we have to get rid of the Warthog as well?

BWAAAAHM.

I'm a balding white guy in my thirties with a beard and a bit of a spare tire. Everyone at the con is cosplaying as me.

Was only a little bit irked when I saw parents picking up the game with kids last week.