Not so much - the chemicals only produce electricity in the context of intact battery - electron-donating chemicals adjacent to, but separated from, electron-accepting chemicals, with the requisite electrodes governing the passage of the current. Compromise the separation by, for example, smashing them against a tree,…

Wait, so buying an unreliable German car is bad?

If Amazon is only for consumer application, they’re going to have trouble with their other blue 55 gallon drum:

What I still do not understand is why DRLs are exclusively a “front-of-the-car-only” thing. Why not have all of the lights on the car come on with the exception of the headlights? Now that everything is LEDs, it’s not like it’s inefficient, or bad for bulb life. At least that would solve most of the problem. The…

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Thats also Mark Webber and not Jenson, which makes it AWESOME.

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

The F-type exhaust sounds way too “manufactured” to me.

This should be illegal.

Dear John Oliver,

If I was the Corvette driver I would’ve fired my gun back, or, failing that, I would’ve rammed my car into the Mustang. You can easily turn a car by putting the nose of yours into the rear tire of theirs, thereby executing a PIT maneuver. *chuckles*

We’re very happy with our latest Dunlop tires. Running with 480 restricted HP and a lot of required race ballast to reach minimum required race weight we ran an 8:04 GP+NS lap which is about a 6:36 NS lap.

Shhh!! You’re going to make Christian Horner jealous!!

It’s funny that car companies can actually kill their customers through negligence and not face any serious consequences but if you try to get around an emissions regulation it’s going to lead to probable criminal prosecution. This is the world we live in.

When the roof came crashing down I honestly thought it was going to hit you.

Porsche actually does not allow for this so if you hear of a dealer doing so contact PCNA immediately.

It’s really cute how you Z and Infiniti guys think those cars sound good.

I’m no pilot... but wouldn’t one generally do a pre-flight inspection? You know, that may have caught that a cat was sleeping on your plane?

“Panameras are hideous. I’m not watching your videos any more.”