That's not fair. Eric's portion of the finale was hilarious and awesome.

I'll sit with you in the "old people who neither hate Beyoncé nor find her worth this much reverence" corner. She's very good at what she does, but it's not a thing that interests me.

Seriously. Shot himself in the back. Ha. You'd think police officers would be better at lying about killing black people, with how often they do it!

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

If you are indeed mocking other pop stars, Taylor, I say this:

Absolutely true, and I think those are necessary bigger conversations for this person to have with their daughters, but I think trying to avoid having them looking up to women like her isn't necessarily wasted effort either. MaskedGuest likely hopes they'll look up to other women instead. And it's definitely not a…

To be fair, parents not letting their kids take in ideas or notions they don't agree with is what parents are suppose to do. If you don't like something, for fear of how it will influence your kids, then you shouldn't let your kids play or watch. Better than blaming other people.

Everyone likes to assert that Kardashian is "famous for being famous." But as Samantha Allen writes over at The Daily Dot, "It's not that Kardashian doesn't work; it's that her work is not recognized as legitimate within a sexist world that sees feminine culture and lifestyle as frivolous pursuits undeserving of any…

Yeah, but like, why complain? August is bullshit, and I wish autumn and the holiday season lasted longer. But I'm one of those assholes who wishes it could just be October year-round.

When ex-military are commenting that they rolled lighter in Afghanistan than "police" in St. Louis, I think that is an indication that the terrorists did actually win.
They have turned us into them.

He's a fiction writer.

They just wanna prove they are Better at Being Female and Mother Earth and so on. A few of them, like Kristen Bell and Kim Kardashian, speak the truth.

Made up statistics are made up.

99 out of 100 giraffes do not approve of spoons. True fact.

Also I was born in the 1970's but that has no bearing on the fact you are an idiot.

Tabloids: "A stressed out Kim burst into tears." "Her epic meltdown."

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

My husband grows peppers and tomatoes tons of fucking peppers. They are "super hots" and he eats them and claims that if they are super, super spicy he gets high off them so I'm like whatever. His garden requires a lot of time and effort, and sometimes it's annoying but now I am really fucking thankful that "me…

In our 9-year relationship, we've fought three times total.