Why does Dyrcz give a shit anyway? It’s not like the prize pack contains another vowel.

How far can you punt your lack of knowledge of pop culture?

Hockey Player Waves To Chid, Chid Comments "A hand is used to wave"

Man: [sits down to eat]

I just have one question and one concern.

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

[cums]

Dude, a bunch of people already posted Piggy Poop Balls

Skyline Chili

How far can you punt a football?

Also of note: I'm fairly certain this man was once infamously known as "billikenmetz" in the Deadspin comment section. His less-than-stellar contributions may be found here: http://billikenmetz-old.kinja.com/

IH NGEGUUCTY

So I'm just going to put you down for a shank.

How far can you punt a football?

I'm a Jet fan who was in the army in 1992, stationed in Germany, and couldn't get home for Christmas. The barracks were deserted, I was lonely as hell, my girlfriend back home was cheating on me. Drunk. Miserable. But, hey! "Looka that, the Jets are on! A Christmas present from the NFL. I'll even get a look at that…