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We only first sent out radio signals about a century ago. Those would all be far too weak to have any real signal strength that would be noticeable from 94ly; they would only have received by now radio signals generated 94 or more years ago.

Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,…

If they have the same technology level, they’d be able to detect Jupiter for sure, probably Saturn because of the wobble. If the alignment is right they may be able to detect Earth or Venus via transit. The other rocky planets are too small. The other gas planets are probably too long period.

Depends on how far away she is and how she’s listening. To most systems in the Milky Way, we’re still just a silent little star in an unremarkable arm of the galaxy. Even those close enough to pick up our broadcasts would need to tune in to the right frequencies to get any signals. I guess the intro to Contact really…

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Such a tough break for him. It is possible (very possible) that I just have an absolute blind spot for this guy and this team that prevents me from being objective, but I have never understood the animosity and vitriol reserved for Harvey among lots of Mets fans. He was a bright spot on a mediocre 2013 team and he…

I believe that billionaires should pay for their own fucking football stadiums.

Unless you’re a bigot trying to infringe someone else’s rights. You deserve 1st amendment protection, but you also deserve to be mocked and ridiculed.

Modeski, Martin & Wood?

Came for this. Was not disappointed.

It was a joke in the film, numb nuts.

I have faith. A-rod is closing out his contract. Same with CC and Tex. The Yankees will be in position to buy a few players in the next couple of years (oh god, please let it be Bryce Harper).

How dumb do you think we are?

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this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.