If the NFL really cared about preventing 30,000 people from having a miserable time on a Sunday, they'd fold the Jaguars.

The Seahawks linemen were plugging up every hole. Champions never rest

Normally I'm down with the portrait-mode hate, but for stuff like this, where maybe the person filming is trying to be stealthy, I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt.

Blessed are those that believe that my icon is properly centered; they shall inherit the next kinja IT job posting.

Writing articles about "playoff fatigue."

Janet Napolitano herself has long been the subject of speculation regarding her orientation, as she's never been married, no kids, never a visible significant other, and really no evidence of a romantic life whatsoever.

Can you imagine the backlash if this had happened to an actual football team?

back and to the right...back and to the right

So the Patriot's game plan all along was to spy on the Texans, then ignore their spying, get smoked in the first half, give up tons of long plays to Case Keenum, then make a comeback in the second half that required not one but TWO 53 yard field goals to barely beat a terrible team that they had no business being…

Hey Tone, we'll talk about Brady soon, but let's start with the part where your crystal ball tells you that Nostradamus was a Chinese kung-fu master.

Did my mentioning Billy Joel give you that idea?

But the Spanish Flu...

"Don't tweet about what you're doing on a Friday night."

MILLENNIAL YEARNING
or: 1,250 WORDS CONCERNING MY JUNK – A PRETENTIOUSLY LONG-TITLED PERSONAL ESSAY ABOUT ENNUI, ANXIETY AND WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE 21^st CENTURY
By Wendel Clark Bar

“Just chill the fuck out,” I say to my penis.

This email is totally depressing to those of us intelligent, sensitive men who participated in fraternities. When I was a frat brother, yes we did drink, but we never, ever would "mack" or "hit on" girls that were past the point of good judgment. That's a horrible awful thing to do. In my frat, we learned a sense of…

but the purple-and-gold color scheme makes me think this guy might just be a Laker fan who repurposed this shirt from a past Lakers-Celtics series