Well, except about Calvin and Hobbes. Props to him for being retro. He'll be doing that dance in Williamsburg in about 15 years.

Was he suspended without pay? Oh wait. It doesn't matter.

I was very excited to drink Yuengling on a regular basis after I moved to D.C. from New England, as it was a forbid fruit of sorts (like, say, Sonic before they finally expanded north a few years ago). Fast forward a few years, and I can't recall the last time I had a Yuengling. This is spot on.

I'm beginning to wonder if 'Gansette is becoming D.C.'s "hipster" version of PBR. I grew up on the stuff (South Shore Massachusetts) and always knew it was the shitty, local option as opposed to the shitty non-local options. But I'm finding it more and more around here and often seemingly used as a way to advertise…

I went to the Redskins-Patriots game back in '11 (or '12, I can't remember). I was waiting in a line to use a urinal during a break in play and, amid a bathroom full of bedazzled 'Skins fan, heard the one lone Patriots fan (complete with the Gronk jersey, stubble and shitty hat) say — as loudly as possible — "Man, it…

Well, now you've got the annual Massachusetts Massacre between BC and UMass to look forward to as well.

I once got on the field of Nat's Park during a season home-opener and wandered around taking photos during the pre-game ceremonies. Of course, I was a reporter and credentialed to be there. Just not walking around the field during the national anthem. This was due to miscommunication on the part of the security…

Greg called me today. Left a message. Wanted to let me know about the article. Said it had a lot of good information in it.

Not mentioned in this article, but curious given the timing, is that this year marks the 75th anniversary of Samuel Tucker's sit-in at one of Alexandria's libraries: http://alexandriava.gov/historic/black…

No, no. He's dead. His body is an it.

Hockey fans are nuts during Caps games. Hockey fans. Hockey fans in a traditionally southern town where most people are from somewhere else (and usually far away). Hockey fans in a town that doesn't know what pond hockey is. Also, they have to root for the home team (or care about'em, I guess), so see above. The Caps…

Struggling with his crystal ball for a fortnight, Nostradamus sighs, then shrugs. "Don't bet against Tom Brady," he mumbles and moves on to working how much the market drops on Dec. 2 2013 after reports of weak Black Friday sales spook Wall Street.

Some of us got the joke.

What is this "labour" you speak of? That's not a real word.

Overlooked: Apparently just one county in the NYC area prefers the Jets to the Giants.

All I'm going to say is that you don't throw that sort of snark out there during a "live" broadcast.

So then it is a wasted, useless and unnecessary word. A better writer would have seen that. Maybe Chris should stop throwing stones in glass houses then.

"That literally took me all of 10 seconds to think of."