My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

Jesus Christ. Her name is Virtue, Barry. Of course, they’re fucking.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

Having worked in public and private schools, I think it’s generally easier to get hired at private school. The one I worked at was mostly people right out of college getting some experience. Some people also enjoy the smaller class sizes (~12 vs 40 now for me) and just get comfortable.

I worked at a christian school…

Carlota ‘Morales’, LOL

Which is why a lot of models work really, really hard in that short span of a career, to ensure an early retirement, or have at least enough money to go onto the next stage of their career.

I do too, but I’m withholding any shred of give-a-fuck until and unless it actually happens.

I’ll take 2. And you might want to wipe that froth off your chin.

This response is so incredibly out of proportion it’s almost as funny as the flamethrower gag itself. But like, in a way that makes me sad about journalism, not in a cheeky way.

You do realize that the same exact thing can be purchased at your local Home Depot for $50, right?

Wow do you fucking hate musk. Is it that hard to not be biased? Because Space X is more than a sex joke, and he has no obligation to solve all the worlds problems.

“At The Boring Company, safety is our number two priority.

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

I mean, just when you think Elon has reached peak crazy Billionaire, he pulls another trick out of his hat! I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

Torch is right. Its a funny picture and he took the time to research what it was and what it does and explain that it wasn’t really harmed. I fully support this article. Keep in mind this is Jalopnik, not a nightly news show. Thanks Torch.

It was lucky it’s a non-issue. Those signs are generally there for a reason, and he had no reason to assume it wasn’t a big deal. The internet was right, and Mike Pence is an inconsiderate jackass.

The picture is still funny, no matter what.