I do too, but I’m withholding any shred of give-a-fuck until and unless it actually happens.

I’ll take 2. And you might want to wipe that froth off your chin.

This response is so incredibly out of proportion it’s almost as funny as the flamethrower gag itself. But like, in a way that makes me sad about journalism, not in a cheeky way.

You do realize that the same exact thing can be purchased at your local Home Depot for $50, right?

Wow do you fucking hate musk. Is it that hard to not be biased? Because Space X is more than a sex joke, and he has no obligation to solve all the worlds problems.

“At The Boring Company, safety is our number two priority.

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

I mean, just when you think Elon has reached peak crazy Billionaire, he pulls another trick out of his hat! I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

Ohhh what about giant rats?! It’s not a sewer run without giant rats.

Hands down my favorite part of any RPG campaign, computer or table-top, is at the very beginning when you get to trade 1d4 blows with iron weapons against goblins, kobolds, and other assorted creatures. #Goblins4Life!

It’s like a real-life version of the the frog/pelican poster that my 8th grade teacher had hanging in his classroom.

Enjoy Sarah Connor beating the shit out of Joel Kramer, everybody.

Torch is right. Its a funny picture and he took the time to research what it was and what it does and explain that it wasn’t really harmed. I fully support this article. Keep in mind this is Jalopnik, not a nightly news show. Thanks Torch.

It was lucky it’s a non-issue. Those signs are generally there for a reason, and he had no reason to assume it wasn’t a big deal. The internet was right, and Mike Pence is an inconsiderate jackass.

The picture is still funny, no matter what.

Not sure I understand eye-rolling at something you admit you haven't watched.

I think it's kinda like how I eye roll at all the baby related threads-if you haven't experienced it,you probably aren't going to "get" it and find them annoying. Buffy is a huge touchstone for women and girls of different generations and backgrounds and Joss has worked harder than any other male tv/movie maker to…

That'll be pretty tough, since Zoe is pretty much an ineffectual character that is useless in a fight, and Kaylee doesn't know squat about technology, and Inara isn't an independent futuristic courtesan who lives free of space pimps.