Liechtenstein’s anthem should be the same tune as Gibraltar’s anthem. Both should be using the “God Save The Queen.” Liechtenstein just uses different words.

Does the winner of this Protestant-on-Protestant brawl get to fight Notre Dame next week or do they have to fight the winner of SMU vs BYU?

Why are there two limp penises above the backboard?

As a Chiefs fan, I am just glad there were no cell phone cameras during the Lin Elliot Playoff game back in the 90s.

HANDLE OF TOILET PLUNGER- You’ve played this game before

I sneezed after eating at the Waffle House. I was in the parking lot of this fine purveyor of grease and coffee when I sneezed unexpectedly. The scattered, smothered, and covered goodness must have taken the express lane on the Hershey Highway. The sneeze opened up the exit lane and the fine meal I just ate headed out…

Why must you ruin Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass for me?

What about making a PAT a drop kick? It would be a challenge at least for a couple of seasons.

He was saying "The anointing of the Holy Ghost". It's one of those churchspeak phrases Charismatics use to describe their charismatic behavior.

To compare the Jets to a suburban band program is an insult to 95% of suburban band programs.

That's in the Book of Opinions, if I remember right. It comes right before "and thou shalt tip no less than 15%".

Kansas City - Chicago is quicker than by car and is often cheaper than flying. There is no TSA hassle by rail, either.

I hear in Denver you get egged with only locally grown, free range organic eggs.

It looks like batting average topped out at .296 in 1930. What happened in 1931 that has caused the decline ever since?

This is the perfect representation of my marriage.

In Missouri place-names:

Also missed was the raising of the Greek flag and anthem and most of the lowering of thew Olympic flag.

An update: http://fox4kc.com/2013/12/01/hom…