I have so many feelings.

I just turned 27 and have no idea how I should be taking care of my face. I've always been blessed with pretty good skin, I guess, but now I want to preserve it and I am totally clueless as to what to buy or use.

Exactly. He's a 12/13 year old boy.

Norrington was my favorite! I STILL have a hardcore crush on him/Jack Davenport.

I loved the first 2 Pirates movies. Loved them. Like hardcore, fanfiction-writing, premiere-at-Disneyworld-going, loved them. The third was acceptable at best. The 4th made me want to tear my eyeballs out and cry for mercy. I cannot bear to ruin what little nostalgic love I have left for PotC by seeing the 5th.

Squishy Pratt all the way. More cushion for the pushin'.

No prob. I've also made english muffin sammies, but you have to freeze the eggs/ham and the muffin separately or they get mushy. So while you toast the frozen muffin, warm the eggs in the microwave and then put them together.

The burritos are vastly simpler and don't get soggy. That said, avoid putting veggies in the…

I'm a teacher and I hate eating breakfast right when I get up because who wants to eat at 6:15am? So I've been making eggwhite, lean ham, and whole wheat tortilla burritos and freezing them. I make a bunch once a month and then take them to work to store in the teacher's lounge freezer. When I get to school around…

I hate people so damn much. Between this and the puppy story on Gawker I am done.

I wish I had something more comforting to say. I'm really sorry this happened to you, and I'm keeping all fingers and toes crossed for you that he didn't pass it to you. I had a similar scare with an ex when I was younger, but luckily I walked away unscathed.

However, your story is nearly the same thing that happened…

Try using a clean toothbrush or clean mascara wand and brush your brow hairs straight up. Then use a pair of cuticle scissors to trim the long and scragglies.

LA Weekly's got a round up of the best Italian Delis in Los Angeles. It's a few years old though.

Good fucking christ. This principal and school board prez should both be tarred and feathered.

I've done it before with red marker and I think it turned out okay. I needed to have hands not coated in liquid for work. May I recommend a crazy hairdo and dark circles under the eyes?

OMG I have so many ideas:

Do I find it strange that Jasmine doesn't even attempt to outwit Jafar using her intelligence? Yes. Can I see why some people would say that Jasmine's seduction attempt is empowering because she is embracing her sexuality? Yes.

This green dress is everything.

Bodies are indeed weird. It's not always about weight, but also skeletal frame and muscle mass. A big skeleton is a big skeleton, no matter how little weight is it on it.

When I need a quick breakfast I sometimes go to Subway because I can get something healthy: the whole wheat English muffin with egg white and veggies, run through the toaster. But now that McDonalds has the eggwhite sandwich I don't bother waiting in line at Subway. I also get these things without cheese. What the…

Planned Parenthood stopped carrying my BC of choice (the only BC I've tried that doesn't make me insane), Ortho TriCylen Lo. So now I have to get it from my health provider. I was expecting a slight uptick in expense from what PP charged, but who wants to explain to me why the fuck it rang up at $388 for a 3 month…