Sometimes, don’t you just regret saying something when like 15 people obviously don’t understand it/sarcasm? And you think, why, why did I ever say anything, anything at all? Anyway, all that said, ‘96 was a good year to get a SNES, for sure, and many people did.

For a moment this morning, I was worried I was going to have a productive day at work. Thanks for fixing that.

So.... it’s that Sand Physics Simulator from the early 00's, meets a roguelite.

Hahah, this sounded like a joke but it was 100% true. Made my day.

I doubt they will get Tom Hanks to voice Woodie for just 1 world in the game but I think they will get the closest thing. Jim Hanks. Tom’s brother who did pretty much all the Woodie voices outside of the films. He did the Disney Infinity stuff, Toy Story 1-2-3 games and the Robot Chicken episodes.

This is just one of those times where I can’t imagine how someone could think what they’re thinking.

Dragon Warrior on NES was my first JRPG as a kid. I remember picking out the game at Toys R Us thinking it was an action game, but I grew to love the turn based nature of the game. Also, the box art was really bad compared to the Japanese version.

I’m not that into the Dragon Quest games but I must say this XI seems extremely impressive to me if only for the fact that Square Enix pretty much made 3 games that tell the same tale. I plan on buying both versions because I just want to see the 3DS chibi version and also admire the SNES-like version on the bottom…

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Just patch it in....

“just patch in...” in this case probably means major rewrites of the game engine. that’s just not going to happen for all but the most incredibly supported games. I doubt that the Crash Bandicoot Remastered Trilogy falls into this category.

The third feels like FFVI on iOS.

Time to fire up this old gem.

This was posted today by Cheryl Henson, Jim Henson’s daughter and president of the Jim Henson Foundation. It seems like Steve was on the bad side of more than a few people.

The guy in the suit in the top image is all, “Keep it together Joe, you are not seeing a brightly dressed mutated Italian midget jumping blissfully down the street.”

In much the same way that certain publications vacillate between journalism and data-redistribution, it seems the commentariat around here vacillates between being okay with Kotaku being a blog when it’s running articles that suit their individual tastes and demanding full journalistic acumen and integrity when it is…

Jokes on them. Floyd doesn’t know what the shirt says.

Fook everyone here

If you had told me that you met a guy that had made a tshirt with “Fook Floyd” on it, the logical follow up question is, did he have sunglasses backwards on his head?

7/10 is first? On what planet? Obviously you guys got paid off by them.