It’s not a strip, it’s just a chicken burger cut in half.

I had a sweet and sour chicken wrap at McDonald’s last week.

Isn’t toasted marshmallow just vanillaflavored caramell?

Stop putting Juul products in with proper vaping products.

USA is the fifth richest country in the world. Not even top three.

So, for a standard “meal”, it’s 300 calories. A grown man needs (reccommended) 2500 calories a day. Let’s say you spread those over four meals. That’s 625 calories a meal. You’ll need two standard “meal”packs for each meal. That’s a total of eight packs a day. 56 a week.

I would wager that the real problem with Tesla is that their cars are held together by kindergarten glue and unicorn jizz.

My car is making me severely depressed. It’s like a monument shouting that I’ll never be able to buy a good car.

I know WV has a hybrid version of the Passat SW that runs on gasoline and biogas. Was tempted to get one when it showed up on the lot. But the infrastructure isn’t there. There’s one place that offers biogas on tap, and it’s closed to the private market and the opening hours are 10-14.

Speed bumps are the graves of children who play in the street.

“Don’t be a jack of all trades” which is the complete opposite of the original phrase: “A jack of all trades is better than a master of none”. Which means it’s better to be decent at a lot of things than to be good at nothing. Don’t be an idiot.

The core of the corps, but not corpse, though.

It was mostly various forms of bread, but also some sorts of pastries. All easily freezable.

The McD machines are rarely broken. They just take 8-12 fucking hours to finish their cleaning cycles, and it’s easier to tell custommers that the machine is broken than explaining the program.

One would argue that dropping 1200 dollars on an icecream maker makes you a rich asshole.

You can buy a soft serve machine for less than 50 bucks on Amazon.

Norway have had this for a few years now. Some places really struggle with the concept. While most places understand that the food is supposed to be sellable and edible (if it’s past its sell-by or expiration date, it’s garbage), some places will throw in shit that’s straight up garbage. Like mouldy food they find in…

No no, you get it when they open and everything is fresh, straight out of the kitchen.

That’d be good journalism, but since this is a Gizmodo site...

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