I wish sodamakers would put out new stuff here in Norway too. Hop over to Sweden and the selection available tenfolds.

So, I’m on permanent medical benefits so my income is low and fixed. I get a little extra cash by driving the local drunks to and from the daily benders.
One of my regulars is this 30 year old woman. Pretty and nice enough. But she has some issues that makes me not want her in any way.

The problem is that he didn’t say ramen, he said noodle. Correctly. The problem is that most of you ‘muricans think noodles is every fucking kind of pasta. 

Norwegian McDonald’s’s’s’s’s’s have had e-car chargers for atleast half a decade now. This is nothing new.

You can’t believe they are sushi?

They’re australian, it’s what they do.

Beige coffee?

You stupid, huh?

And this, kids, is how you give your kids anorexia.

Isn’t the butt on a gun where the action doesn’t happen?

After the local Micky D’s got those fancy screens and table service, it takes atleast 15 minutes to get a simple big mac menu order.

I do want to live forever. But it’s not worth it if I can’t enjoy it.

I do wonder; what exactly do you vegans expect us to do with the animals if we stop killing them? Do you expect them to just roam free and eat whatever they want? Where will we get our plant based food from when the billions of cattle, billions of pigs, trillions of birds we’re not killing needs feeding? The fields…

I do wonder; what exactly do you vegans expect us to do with the animals if we stop killing them for food and skins? Do you expect them to just roam free and eat whatever they want? Where will we get our plant based food from when the billions of cattle, billions of pigs, trillions of birds we’re not killing needs…

I read that as Sausage Miner.

Is there a way to identify such planets easily?

Have you tried watching A-Team, Knight Rider or Airwolf as an adult? They’re so bad it hurts.

Euphoria should be renamed to Dicks. There’s so much onscreen dicks on this show, even the chicks have dicks.

I borrowed a brand new Mazda Mazda6 SW fully specced from a dealership for two days some 3 years ago. Two days! Ever since, I forget to take out my keys atleast twice a week. And also clutch at low RPMs/stopping (it was an automatic, I have a manual).

The problem is that it’s marketed towards white westerners.